Worst Indian Female Celebrity Tweeters

Twitter is a way for fans to connect to their cherished stars and other such drivel. However, some of these "stars" are such terrible tweeters I get heartburn every time I read some nonsense on their timelines. I've made a list of serial offenders. These are my opinions so if you don't agree with it you can leave a complaint in the suggestion box.

#5 Madhuri Dixit

Mrs. Nene-Dixit may be fairly new to twitter (and technology in general), but I’m sure she has an idea what twitter is all about. Right? RIGHT? Madhuri is like the building watchman of old, wishing everyone a good morning and asking how they are. Everyday. Her timeline looks like she’s having a conversation with herself. Welcome to Monsoon! Awesome!

#4 Raima Sen

I’m not sure how many Sen sisters are around, or how to even tell them apart, but Raima Sen’s timeline will unleash a host of links to pictures of her in a car, lazing in a chair and eating food that someone else is paying for. She is so lazy she doesn’t even bother tagging the pics.

#3 Shilpa Shetty

Going by her tweets, the Shilpa only has one “thot” per day that she copy pastes from a either a BBM forward or a random google search. Also she calls her followers “tweetos” which sounds like a mash of twitter and cheetos. I am waiting for the day her "thot" is to spell correctly.

#2 Ayesha Takia

Ayesha tweets more clichéd motivational tweets than a Deepak Chopra on cocaine. And she uses more emoticons than a 13 year old Orkutiya in the middle of a breakup. Going through her timeline is like experiencing a brain hemorrhage first hand. Love. Peace. Freedom. Respect. Happiness. And dead.

#1 Deepika Padukone

Deepika maybe on the ‘A-list’ in Bollywood, but she is by far the worst tweeter on this list. A quick scroll down her timeline reads re-tweets of on forthcoming releases, plugs for endorsed brands and a whole lot of re-tweets on complements from hair dressers, movie critics (seriously?) and various randoms. People say DePad has no expressions on screen; well she has no expression in her words either. Easily one of the most boring personalities on twitter.